florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia
I am from Florida and can confirm all of this is true.
We routinely have to reroute daily errands in my hometown because of HORDES OF CRABS.
FLORIDA IS NOT NORMAL.
After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.
i never stoop being amazed by this guy
My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.
“ There’s a difference between giving up and knowing when you’ve had enough. ”
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i think about this video everyday play it on repeat at my funeral
I suddenly like whatever sport they play.